The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.
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