universal truths

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep.

November 27, 2013 Anonymous ,

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

November 23, 2013 Anonymous

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

November 9, 2013 Anonymous

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.

September 28, 2013 Anonymous

Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.

August 25, 2013 Anonymous

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

August 11, 2013 Anonymous

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.

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