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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Every once in a while, it’s a good idea to call out, “Computer, end program,” just to check.
What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then.
Uncle Cosmo … why do they call this a word processor? It’s simple, Skyler … you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right?
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards – and even then I have my doubts.
Be suspicious of anything that works perfectly – it’s probably because two errors are cancelling each other out.
It’s so fast, it can do an infinite loop in thirty seconds.
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