technology

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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.

September 4, 2014 Max Frisch

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

May 9, 2014 Robert Paul

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

May 8, 2014 Robert Paul

Every once in a while, it’s a good idea to call out, “Computer, end program,” just to check.

What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then.

February 12, 2014 Anonymous

Uncle Cosmo … why do they call this a word processor? It’s simple, Skyler … you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right?

November 19, 2013 Anonymous

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

June 19, 2013 Anonymous

The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards – and even then I have my doubts.

June 18, 2013 Anonymous ,

Be suspicious of anything that works perfectly – it’s probably because two errors are cancelling each other out.

June 17, 2013 Dave Bartley

It’s so fast, it can do an infinite loop in thirty seconds.

(On the Macintosh IIfx.)

June 16, 2013 Brian Bechtel

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