Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.

October 1, 2014 Maya Angelou ,

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

May 6, 2014 Steve Martin

I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late, start without me.

May 5, 2014 Tallulah Bankhead

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

May 4, 2014 Anonymous

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

May 3, 2014 Drew Carey

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.

March 11, 2014 George Burns ,

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

October 16, 2013 Anonymous ,

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

May 30, 2013 Remy de Gourmont

I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you.

May 29, 2013 David Gerard

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

May 26, 2013 Swami X