Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.
I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late, start without me.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.
I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
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