men

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Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare: the heroism of a woman is to nurse and protect life, and of a man to destroy it and court death.

November 28, 2014 George Bernard Shaw ,

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

June 7, 2014 Roseanne Barr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.

June 5, 2014 Jean Kerr

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

June 4, 2014 Elayne Boosler

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

May 27, 2014 Albert Einstein ,

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

May 22, 2014 Jackie Mason

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

May 20, 2014 Anonymous

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

October 16, 2013 Anonymous ,

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t want.

April 17, 2013 William Binger , ,

Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
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