Browse quotes about marriage and getting married.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

May 29, 2014 Anonymous

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

May 28, 2014 Jim Backus ,

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

May 26, 2014 Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

May 24, 2014 Lord Byron

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

May 23, 2014 Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

May 21, 2014 Bob Hope

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

May 18, 2014 Roseanne Barr

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

May 17, 2014 Helen Rowland