Browse quotes about drinking and getting drunk.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

(In reply to Lady Astor saying, “Sir, you’re drunk!”)

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.

July 6, 2014 George Gobel

Always feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.

February 7, 2013 Anonymous ,

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

November 28, 2012 Lady Astor

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.