Browse quotes about drinking and getting drunk.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
Always feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
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