The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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