alcohol

Browse quotes about alcohol and alcoholic beverages.

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

July 22, 2014 Fred Allen

Reality is an illusion induced by lack of alcohol.

February 12, 2013 Anonymous

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

November 26, 2012 W.C. Fields

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.