Browse quotes about alcohol and alcoholic beverages.
I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Reality is an illusion induced by lack of alcohol.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
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