Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.

November 30, 2012 Max Lerner ,

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

November 28, 2012 Lady Astor

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

November 26, 2012 W.C. Fields

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it.

If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it.

If you can speak three languages you’re trilingual.  If you can speak two languages you’re bilingual.  If you can speak only one language you’re an American.

November 19, 2012 Anonymous ,

Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!”

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

November 16, 2012 Dave Beard ,

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

November 16, 2012 Bill Maher ,