Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!”

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

November 16, 2012 Dave Beard ,

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

November 16, 2012 Bill Maher ,

Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.

Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Personally, I would not give a fig for any man’s religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility.

Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility.

Wild animals never kill for sport.  Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.

People must have renounced, it seems to me, all natural intelligence to dare to advance that animals are but animated machines…. It appears to me, besides, that [such people] can never have observed with attention the character of animals, not to have distinguished among them the different voices of need, of suffering, of joy, of pain, of love, of anger, and of all their affections.  It would be very strange that they should express so well what they could not feel.

November 16, 2012 Voltaire ,

Most people are other people.  Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Most people are other people.  Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.