Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
If you can speak three languages you’re trilingual. If you can speak two languages you’re bilingual. If you can speak only one language you’re an American.
Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!”
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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