Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
It’s not that I’m afraid of death I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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