Woody Allen

Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

April 25, 2014 Woody Allen

I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

March 31, 2014 Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

July 27, 2013 Woody Allen

It’s not that I’m afraid of death I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

January 31, 2013 Woody Allen