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Don’t say yes until I finish talking.
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?
What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then.
If you add a teaspoon of wine to a barrel of sewage, you get sewage. If you add a teaspoon of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get sewage. This, my son, is entropy.
What can you say about a society that believes God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Some people are never afflicted with stress, but are carriers of it.
If it’s on the plate it’s food, if it moves off the plate, kill it and put it back on the plate.
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?
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