Quotes from unknown sources.

Don’t say yes until I finish talking.

February 17, 2014 Anonymous

Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?

February 13, 2014 Anonymous ,

What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then.

February 12, 2014 Anonymous

If you add a teaspoon of wine to a barrel of sewage, you get sewage. If you add a teaspoon of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get sewage. This, my son, is entropy.

February 8, 2014 Anonymous

What can you say about a society that believes God is dead and Elvis is alive?

February 7, 2014 Anonymous

Some people are never afflicted with stress, but are carriers of it.

January 31, 2014 Anonymous

If it’s on the plate it’s food, if it moves off the plate, kill it and put it back on the plate.

January 30, 2014 Anonymous

I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!

January 29, 2014 Anonymous

Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

January 25, 2014 Anonymous

I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?

January 24, 2014 Anonymous