Anonymous

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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

January 22, 2013 Anonymous ,

It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his/her parents, it is how he/she found out.

January 21, 2013 Anonymous

The animals are not as stupid as one thinks – they have neither doctors nor lawyers.

January 8, 2013 Anonymous , ,

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

January 7, 2013 Anonymous , , ,

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

January 6, 2013 Anonymous , , ,

Depressed?  Of course we’re all depressed.  We’ve been so quickly, violently, and irreconcilably plucked from nature, from physical labor, from kinship and village mentality, from every natural and primordial anti-depressant.  The further society “progresses,” the grander the scale of imbalance.  Just as fluoride is put in water to prevent dental caries, we’ll soon find government mandating Prozac in our water to prevent mental caries.

December 14, 2012 Anonymous ,

If you can speak three languages you’re trilingual.  If you can speak two languages you’re bilingual.  If you can speak only one language you’re an American.

November 19, 2012 Anonymous ,

A birth control pill for men, that’s fair.  It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

November 16, 2012 Anonymous ,