Quotes from unknown sources.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

May 20, 2014 Anonymous

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

May 4, 2014 Anonymous

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

April 12, 2014 Anonymous

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

March 15, 2014 Anonymous

Birds fly because they think they can.

March 4, 2014 Anonymous

I’d like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep – not screaming like the passengers in his car.

March 2, 2014 Anonymous

Heaven doesn’t want me, and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

March 1, 2014 Anonymous

Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

February 27, 2014 Anonymous

My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, “Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.”

February 26, 2014 Anonymous

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.

February 22, 2014 Anonymous ,