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So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
And now it’s Keane with Butt spread wide…
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
Birds fly because they think they can.
I’d like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep – not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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