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Here’s to cheating, lying, fighting and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you lie, may you lie beside your lover.
If you fight, may you fight for what you believe in.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
And now it’s Keane with Butt spread wide…
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
Birds fly because they think they can.
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