Quotes from unknown sources.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
Birds fly because they think they can.
I’d like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep – not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, “Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.”
Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
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