Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.

April 23, 2014 Sam Ewing ,

I dream for a living.

April 22, 2014 Steven Spielberg

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

April 21, 2014 Jimmy Durante ,

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

April 20, 2014 Robert Frost ,

We have a lot of kids who don’t know what work means. They think work is a four-letter word.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

April 18, 2014 Groucho Marx

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

April 17, 2014 Steven Wright

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

April 16, 2014 Emo Philips

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

April 15, 2014 John Cleese

Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known have involved one actor — unassisted.

April 14, 2014 Wilson Mizner