I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Gods are fragile things – they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
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