Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

August 29, 2014 Mark Twain

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.

There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.

He had delusions of adequacy.

August 26, 2014 Walter Kerr

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

August 25, 2014 Paul Keating

He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.

August 24, 2014 Samuel Johnson

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.

August 23, 2014 John Bright

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.

August 22, 2014 Stephen Bishop

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.

(Written in response to George Bernard Shaw)

August 21, 2014 Winston Churchill

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.

(Written to Winston Churchill)

August 20, 2014 George Bernard Shaw