I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known have involved one actor — unassisted.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.
Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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