A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Gods are fragile things – they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
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