Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
He had delusions of adequacy.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.
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