I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.
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