It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.
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