Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.
Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.
I wear makeup and dress this way because I think it makes me look better. I am not doing it to get people to stare at me. If I wanted to do that I could just put a pot on my head, wear a wedding dress, and run screaming down the street.
Birds fly because they think they can.
Every once in a while, it’s a good idea to call out, “Computer, end program,” just to check.
I’d like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep – not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
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